The Chiropractor

He was well versed on current events which is important to me. He also had the same pretty face in his profile picture that was easy to look at. He had those two things going for him. He happened to be a carnivore and takes his meat rare and only eats vegetables in their raw form. I could deal with that. Then I made the mistake of asking him what he does for a living after I finished answering his standard questions. I didn’t plan on learning all about his neurological chiropractic beliefs for the hour long dinner and through the live bluegrass performance that followed. I thought the music might offer some relief but I was mistaken. By 11:30pm my ears were ringing from both the banjo on stage and his disgruntled thoughts on physicians and their philosophy of medicine. I didn’t mind the bluegrass!